Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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