Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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