Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
birth control should be required to get into college
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Holy sore nipples Batman
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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