My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
it's like iHOP with fire
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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