So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So much Jack, so little girl.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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