Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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