All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Me. At least after what I've been through.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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