yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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