office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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