So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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