Ambien. No doubt about it.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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