I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
3pm strippers are depressing
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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