I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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