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What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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