it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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