I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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