We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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