You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
