we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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