yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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