Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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