People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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