It's Friday. Sex?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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