They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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