I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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