Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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