So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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