Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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