bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
