all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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