Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The uberlube is also flammable
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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