I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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