She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just cut my nipple shaving
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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