1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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