I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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