...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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