if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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