is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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