Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm at about main and main street
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Randomize
