So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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