Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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