You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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