Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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