this boner is exhausting
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
