take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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