Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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