I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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