so that wasnt chicken after all
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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