he puts the penis in happiness.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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