One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
worst night to have a conscience
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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