i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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