escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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