bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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