Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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