Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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