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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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