in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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