check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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