Dual....:-)
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I love how my cats smell like pot.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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